It was a long time coming
I wish I had taken pictures, but lets just say that over the last two days I scrubbed the bathtub with steel wool, washed down the rest of the bathroom, picked up everything in the bedroom, washed and dried all my clothes (still have to hang them up), washed dishes, swept all the floors, cleaned out the fridge, and took out three and a half bags of trash, two bags of recycling, and half a dozen boxes that I’m giving to a friend. I’m fucking BEAT.
Every Single Movie Reference In ’30 Rock’
THIS IS WHY I WAS BORN.
(via fuckyeahlizlemon)
A K-cup nightmare
You could even call it….
a Katastrophe.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Because I’m a fucking adult.
Kroger makes a non-kids-label chewy vitamin for men and women. I’m rockin two of those a day and I’m not even ashamed.
Oh.
Max would claw my face off. Not that I’d ever lick or eat him, but if I were to try, he’d shut that shit down.
You could say she really…
…likes to eat pussy.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I agree. Man up and choose life.
^ Exactly.
I love how he says things like this and then supports abortion.
not only early term abortion. He supports partial birth abortion. What a joke he is.
^
I cannot take that man seriously.
fucking hypocrite
I find is so funny how 3 months ago everyone was praising him like he was just so amazing. I will never understand…
not nearly as funny as the people who magically turned this excerpt of a quote into an abortion issue when it was, in reality, about runaway dads.
hello, this is a maury blog, hello
Maury blog wins life, rest of you thumbsuckers take note.
